Once upon a time in the 21st century, Mary and Joseph swiped right on each other's profiles on a dating app called Tinder. They messaged each other and soon decided to meet at a cozy café in town.
After dating for a while, Mary found out she was going to have a baby. But there was a big problem - a worldwide illness called COVID-19. Mary couldn't get a vaccine because she was pregnant. They worried about keeping their baby safe.
One night, as they were getting ready for bed, Mary felt the baby Jesus sending her a message. 'We can't get the vaccine, Mom. It's not safe for me,' he warned telepathically. They agreed to keep away from the vaccine, trusting Jesus's guidance.
A modern-day Pharaoh was trying to track them down, using a special tracking system in their phones. But Mary and Joseph were clever. They turned off their phones and used a map to find their way to a faraway town.
They sought refuge in a simple but welcoming Motel 6. When they arrived at the motel, the clerk said they were full. But then baby Jesus, still in Mary's belly, cast a peaceful spell on the clerk, and suddenly there was a room available for them.
On their journey, they crossed a war-torn area near Bethlehem. Along the way, three wise men told them about a new vaccine but advised them to not take it. They trusted the wise men's advice and continued their journey.
As time passed, baby Jesus grew up and became a teenager. He loved playing a fun game called Fortnite with his friends. Mary and Joseph were so happy to see how kind and smart Jesus was growing up to be.