Once upon a time in a world full of screens and gadgets, Mary and Joseph swiped right on each other on a dating app.

They hit it off and soon became the talk of the town, creating Instagram stories and TikTok dances with their angelic encounters.

Amidst the buzz, they realized that the Pharaoh of modern times had issued a controversial vaccine, and they decided to dodge it by sneaking away.

With no room at the inns due to advanced booking systems, they found themselves checking into a Motel 6 for the big event.

Little did they know, Jesus' birth attracted attention and a group of wise kids on electric scooters, following a path found with GPS.

As the news spread, they had to avoid war zones, using telepathic communication to navigate their way to safety.

In a twist of fate, their adventure led them to humility, love, and joy, as they welcomed baby Jesus into the world with laughter and cuddles.