Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a goose. But not just any goose! This goose could travel through time!

His name was Gus, and he had fluffy feathers, orange webbed feet, and a honk that could shake the stars. HONK! HONK!

Now, the galaxy was in a bit of a pickle. Planets were arguing, stars were bumping into each other, and space dust was everywhere!

It was pure chaos! "This simply won't do!" said Gus the Goose, shaking his feathery head.

He knew he had to do something, but what could a time-traveling goose do? Then, Gus got a whiff of an idea… a smelly idea.

You see, Gus had a secret weapon. He could let out the biggest, loudest, most powerful farts the galaxy had ever heard!

These weren't your ordinary farts, oh no! These farts were so strong, they could move planets, blow away space dust, and stop arguments!

Gus took a deep breath and... POOOOOT! The first fart shot out, pushing a grumpy Jupiter away from a sad little Pluto.

POOOOT! The second fart went soaring, blowing away the mountains of space dust that were making it hard for stars to shine.

POOOOT! POOOOT! POOOOT! The rest of Gus's farts tickled the arguing planets, making them laugh and forget all their squabbles.

Soon, the galaxy wasn't so chaotic anymore. The planets were friends, the stars were sparkling, and the space dust was gone!

From that day on, Gus the Goose was known as the Galaxy Guardian. And whenever things got out of hand, everyone knew just what to do:

Just wait for Gus to arrive...and let out a mighty fart! The End!